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Longest trip to the bathroom ever

I took a trip up to Baltimore and back today to meet with a very important customer. It seems like a waste to fly to attend only a 2 hour meeting, but the trip was interesting and well worth the cost. As an added bonus, I remembered a trip of similar duration and a story I like to call the longest trip to the bathroom ever. I will now inflict that > 10 year old story upon you.

One day I boarded a direct flight from Raleigh to New York's Laguardia airport. I arrived at Laguardia, walked outside and met a man holding high a sign that read "David Johnson." I stepped into the man's black limo for a 45 minute drive up to White Plains, NY. In White Plains, the man droppped me off at a non-descript three story office building and I went inside to sit down in a waiting room. After 10 minutes, a nurse called my name, handed me a small cup, and directed me to a bathroom. I closed the door, urinated in the cup, opened the door, and carefully handed the cup back to her. I walked outside, I met the man in the limo, we drove back to Laguardia, and I boarded a direct flight back to Raleigh.
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Is this one of those lateral thinking puzzles? :)

Posted by Alan Green on October 20, 2004 at 12:46 AM EDT #

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