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Kindergardener Linus Johnson shares his famous Thanksgiving Turkey recipe:

Get a turkey. Get it out of the wrapper. Then get some spicy sauce. Then you get some peas and put them around the turkey on a plate. Take the turkey and put it on a pan and put it in the oven (a big fat one) at 4000 degrees. Cook the turkey for 5-7 minutes then take it out of the oven. Put it back on the plate that has the peas on it. Eat.